Thursday 14 September 2017

I Don't Understand the Question?

There's been running theme in our house over the summer holidays. That of asking questions which have no answer. By that I don't just mean that there is literally no answer to give (although that has been the predominant reason they have gone unanswered), but questions that just haven't been given an answer - there is an answer but one has never, to this day, been thrown out there.

So, in light of this, here are my Top 20 unanswered questions of life and love and why (mainly why...)

20. "Mam, how much are penguins?"
19. "Why isn't Roo on the naughty mat?"
18. "Why are you on the naughty mat?"
17. "Where are all the hair bobbles?"
16. "Where is Lightning McQueen?"
15. "Where is Dad?"
14. "Why is (insert childs name here) making that noise?"
13. "What sort of poo is it?"
12. "Why are you still sat on the toilet?"
11."Why aren't mermaids real?"
10. "Mam, are you having another baby?"
9. "Are you (this 19 year olds) mother?"
8. "Isn't that (Mam's) (32 year old) daughter?"
7. "Why is it wet here?"
6. "Why have you (taken/hit/broken/thrown/kicked/rolled/spat) (it/her/those/again/him/under/that distance) - (in any combination you fancy)
5. "Why isn't he wearing trousers?"
4. "Why is he wearing her trousers?"
3. "Why haven't you got any knickers on?"
2. "CAN ANYONE HEAR ME TALKING?"
1."Why is there poo on the utility room floor?" (Although one feels this should really sit at Number 2...)